Motherhussy

Dear Samantha

Dear Sam,

You have been neglecting your blog. I also think you turned the neighborhood snoop into a bat just for fun. You best be getting busy as your tom-witch foolery has gone on long enough. NO EXCUSES! You know both of your sweet Tabithas are out of town visiting the ex-darrin.

P.S. Have a drink ready when I come home.

P.P.S.S. Don't make me beat you

Love,

Darrin

posted by jez @ 10:54 AM