Growing up is...(a clarification)
...buying your Thanksgiving turkey pre-cooked because you're too much of a wussy to put your hands in the business end of a turkey to pull it's neck and innards out of its a**.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:37 PM
posted by Anonymous @ 4:37 PM
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Hey.... Nikki and I did the whole "violate-the-bird" routine the year you and Marc and Randy came to T-minus-the-parents-day.
We have pictures of us making faces as we explore the bird's cave.... I am going to insist on you doin' a bird for dinner next time we are together sis!
Too bad you weren't there to witness sweet, beautiful sister-in-law Heather and myself tugging at that blasted neck. We even had me pulling one end, and Heather pushing the other. No good. Eric finally had to come and use his manly muscles to pop the sucker out.
Michelle,
I remember that Thanksgiving well. I was new with child and ALL of you insisted on smoking in the apartment, much to my poor developing fetus' lungs dismay. But, you were so kind as to suggest that if I didn't like the smoke, I could stand on the balcony while you all inhaled tar and nicotine.
I love you. I love you all! Best Thanksgiving EVER!
I still can't believe we did that to you...
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