Lunch
Trader Joe's California rolls are pretty good, despite the side of lonliness I ate them with this afternoon.[everybody feel sorry for Motherhussy--NOW!]
posted by Anonymous @ 5:06 PM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
[everybody feel sorry for Motherhussy--NOW!]
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4 Comments:
[duly sorrowful]
I can't feel too sorry for you, though, if you had sushi for lunch. Even if it was the California roll, lowest of all forms of sushi. :-)
[smears wasabi paste on his tongue]
Sushi-snobbily,
ICM
Yes Charise....
If you had chosen a more elevated cuisine you would not have felt the lonliness. A couple of days ago I took a long walk up to California & Polk to the famous Swan Oyster Bar. I had 2 Anchor Steams and 2 dozen oysters. I never felt lonely.
Damn you all sushi, oyster-eating, beer-drinking, nyquil taking crowd. What do I get to eat? nuthin' - that's right Plain Grits and a big side of nuthin'.
I eat everything with a side of lonliness. It makes nachos spicier and milkshakes sweeter. But the emptiness inside never seems to go away, no matter what I eat or how much.
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