STEALING FROM SUZY
Interviewer: "So what is the bond that keeps you all friends?"Plain Brunette Girl: "Well, the fact that I get to make out with a black guy is liberating. And the fact that the black guy I make out with has a Jewish boyfriend is completely barrier breaking. I feel like I'm creating a new tapestry of Americana."
Stereotypical Black Dude: "Dat b*tch is a good lay. I could smack that white a** all day. I also enjoy the music she listens to on her headphones. Yanni gets me everytime--beeeyotch!"
Guy With Thick Eyebrows: "None of these guys even knows my name yet. I buy all their coffees in the morning."
Jewish Guy in Plaid Shirt: "We're not friends. I'm just using these guys for coffee and cassette tapes."
...yeah, I know--mine wasn't as funny as Suzy's, but I was under pressure!!!
posted by Anonymous @ 7:18 PM
3 Comments:
Plain Brunette: The key to our lasting comraderie is our complete lack of style. Our gap classic fit jeans don't really fit classicly. We all wear non-descript black shoes and ill fitting shirts. We are bound by our frumpiness.
That was plenty-o-funny
OMG! I'm dying Suzy! Dying with laugher! I dare say, GAP Classic jeans NEVER fit classically. Maybe for the classically middle-aged Mormon mother of 5...but not for ME!
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