Just In Case You Think I'm Joking When I Write About My Children in a Somewhat Stress-Induced Light
I came home from a most relaxing morning of sipping tea while getting my scalp rubbed and hair highlighted to this message on the answering machine:"Hi, this is Angelique N__ calling from T__ Elementary School, ummm, Colton's teacher, I was just wanted to call and let somebody know that the boys will be serving detention after school today..."
This message was left at 10:26 a.m. What could have the boys possibly done in two hours to merit detention? I'm besides myself with excitement at the prospect of finding this out!
I guess God really loves me--he gave me TWO children that are TWICE as much of a pain in the a** as I was as a child. Oh, wait, is that considered love or just rewards?
Details to follow...
posted by Anonymous @ 1:41 PM
9 Comments:
Oh, what a tantalizing tease that last post was! I'll simply be biting my nails until I hear the rest of the story! What angels! I think it is great that they are BOTH going to be serving detention. That way, no child gets the "Goldon Son Treatment."
You didn't mention anything about detention on the phone yesterday - just some mumblings about athletes foot and jock itch. We need details please.
Wait-who's got athletes foot? You or the boys? Yuck!
OH-COME-ON-SUZY! Like I would ever get athletes foot...I haven't got an athletic bone in me.
Colton has it. He's the athletic culprit...
Tell her about the "oozing"...
Tell her about the "oozing"...
No, please. Don't tell me about the "oozing."
There was oozing, and I'm sure there will be oozing after skewl.
It's not Monday, it's Mooze-day!
Sometimes I think...maybe I don't want to have kids someday.
Just kidding, I want kids!! Even if they ooze occasionally.
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